It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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