remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm both gender and math confused
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