How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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