32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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