Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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