In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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