windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Is Oprah even human
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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