So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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