I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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