i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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