I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
