tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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