I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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