everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
So vagazzling was a success
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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