Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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