all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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