singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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