is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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