I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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