Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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