I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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