Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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