something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
