your parents love me but you hate me
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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