This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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