hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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