Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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