Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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