Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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