That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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