people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Randomize
