Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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