she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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