so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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