Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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