i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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