nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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