My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
