Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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