A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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