Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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