I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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