That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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