So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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