Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
