Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm really busy with my period
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