But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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