Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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