just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
