But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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