if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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