babies were throwing up all over the place
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
