I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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